Thursday, 7 November 2013

The Guardians of the Merri


For those who know their ancient mythology, the fact that there is an environmental park called CERES should be of no surprise. As to whether the park was named after the Roman goddess of agriculture or merely an acronym of it’s full title, the Centre for Education and Research in Environmental Strategies, is a matter up for debate, but it does give the park a certain mystical air.

In 1974 however, CERES was nothing more than one point of an environmental Bermuda Triangle that was that short section of the Merri Creek. The bend of the creek on which CERES now sits was a four-hectare council tip; the opposite bank occupied by a large industrial estate with large stormwater drains pouring directly into the creek, and completing the triangle was an electrical terminal station not far to the south. The animals and native plants began to disappear, replaced with weeds and non-native pests able to withstand the harsher conditions. The brown colour of the creek’s water was as much a result of the creeks industrial history, as the clay-rich mud of the creek bed.

In 1981 a group of socially aware, like-minded individuals sought to change that. Securing the lease for the four-hectare site, they began moulding the neglected land into a place that the whole community could enjoy, and the following year CERES opened to the public for the first time.

The birth of the Sacred Kingfisher Festival, one of CERES most important festivals, is almost as mystical as the evolution of CERES itself; a single moment that instantly became of a part of the environmental park’s history and folklore. In 1994 a simple environmental education class was being run for children in one of CERES educational classrooms when an intruder burst in through the open door.  Not pausing to introduce itself, the intruder proceeded at the same pace until it smashed into the wall opposite and stunned, fell to the ground.

Far from an unwelcome guest, the intruder turned out to be none other than the rare sacred kingfisher, a bird that had been absent from its Merri Creek habitat for many years as a result of the damage human activities caused to the surrounding environment. For the volunteers at CERES, the return of this bird served as vindication for the hard work they had put in to rejuvenating the area, something that should be celebrated. The Return of the Sacred Kingfisher Festival was born.

My own somewhat rose-tinted memories tap into the mysticism of the Festival.  My primary school would arrange excursions to attend the festival, and with a sense of adventure we would walk along the Merri Creek (from which the school derived its name) to CERES. The entrance to the park from the creek side is obscured by large eucalypts, as if to protect it from prying eyes, and entrance can only be gained through two arches, one of wood and one constructed entirely of bicycle wheel rims, welded together, like something from Colin Thompson's The Paperbag Prince.  But once through the arches we emerged into another world and were confronted by a large figure, hooded, beaked and wearing large azure wings. The sacred kingfisher, in human form, and through music and dance would tell the kingfisher’s story.

For almost twenty years the Festival has been held at the same time and place, in a high-energy celebration of the kingfishers return.  Over the years the festival has evolved to incorporate music and arts and crafts to attract a larger crowd, but the importance of the environment, and environmental awareness has always been at the core of the festival. But after nearly two decades as a major event and attraction for CERES, this years Festival will be the last.

The decision to wind down the festival was not one the CERES took lightly. As Sieta Beckwith, CERES Communications and Venue Hire Manager, explains there were a range of contributing factors to the decision:

There is a distinct lack of arts funding due to both changes in government and lack of capacity to apply for these grants amongst current CERES staff. As an organisation we are in a period of consolidation and currently only have capacity to run one festival a year, the Autumn Harvest festival fits best the skill set of our current staff. Due to the high energy, cathartic and memorable Kingfisher Festivals of previous years and our current inability to deliver the same level of festival where people can understand the story and celebrate together, we would rather finish on a high and remember the return of the kingfisher in different ways.”

Ms Beckwith also highlighted that the natural attrition of a volunteer organisation played a part in the Festival’s demise. None of the volunteers who participated in the original celebrations remain at CERES, so the festival had lost its direct link with its past. The timing of the event, in late October, also put it in direct competition with other local events, which meant that none of these events could attract crowds as large as they could wish.

But the demise of the Kingfisher Festival in no way means that the importance of its message is lost. Rather than mourning the loss of the festival, the volunteers at CERES intend to deliver its message by integrating it into the diverse education programs offered at CERES. Stressing the importance of environmental awareness is an underlying motive of the programs run for school students. These programs often involve practical tasks such as students collecting water samples from the nearby Merri Creek to examine the water quality and the creatures that live in the creek.

The health of the Merri Creek is a concern not only for CERES but other environmental groups as well. Unlike CERES, which focuses on the improvements made in the health of the creek, the Friends of the Merri Creek are vocal in how much work still needs to be done. “The Merri Creek is still one of the dirtiest waterways in Melbourne,” says the volunteer organisation’s secretary Robert Redford, before simply adding that the creek’s water quality is “very bad.” The work that the Friends of the Merri Creek have done in clean-ups and re-vegetation (often in conjunction with CERES) is according to Mr Redfern a drop in the ocean compared to what needs to be done.

The health of the creek has become somewhat of personal crusade for Mr Redford. Separate from his commitments at Friends of the Merri Creek, he has built a photographic journal of evidence against the industrial estate opposite CERES. Over the years he has taken pictures of rubbish dumping, chemical spillages and soil erosion on the industrial estate, all of which he claims ends up in the nearby creek.  He has even sent this log of evidence to the Darebin City Council in an attempt to prompt the council into some sort of action against the owners of the estate, “if you want to keep it, you have to look after it,” he says.

Whether it was the soft diplomacy employed by CERES to spread the environmental message or the more direct action of Robert Redford, changes for the benefit of the area are occurring, albeit slowly. In April this year Darebin council voted unanimously in favour of a motion to re-zone the industrial estates opposite CERES which, pending the State government’s approval, would open the land up for residential development. But while at first glance this looks like a business decision, local Greens councillor Trent McCarthy said that the plan would also have a positive effect on the environment.

The Sacred Kingfisher
(Source: http://www.mdahlem.net)
The proposal also includes plans for a ten metre-wide strip of land on the estate that borders the Merri Creek to pass into the council’s hands for the preservation and protection of the creek, or as Cr McCarthy put to ‘reclaim the Merri Creek corridor for the community.” Not that they are incapable of doing it for themselves, evidenced by a long-running grassroots campaign against the redevelopment of the aforementioned terminal station, which may have implications not only for the local residents but also for the environment.

Much of this concern must be attributed to the work of CERES and the Kingfisher Festival in the promotion of environmental awareness through community engagement.  For without it would be hard to motivate people to see the environment as worthy of protection not only for their own benefit, but also as being worthy of protection in its own right.


While this year’s festival may have been the last and was a distinctly low-key affair, the legacy it leaves is cannot be understated. Many of the signs and buildings at CERES are adorned with the kingfisher, like an unofficial logo for the park. But more importantly the return of the kingfisher serves as a symbol; that with hard work and dedication to a cause, things that are miraculous, and almost magical, can happen.



Monday, 19 August 2013

Look out CWA...


Is your pastry not up to scratch? Do your sponges come tantalisingly close to perfection only to end up flat as a pancake? Have you never made either? In that case you've come to the right place. I've recently come across these two great recipes that can become a valuable addition to your baking arsenal and can be the backbone of many favourite desserts. In no time you will be rivalling the Country Women's Association for baking prizes at country shows!

Recipe 1: Pastry


225g chilled butter, chopped
2 cups plain flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sugar
6-8 tablespoons of iced water

Method:

Quite simply place all the dry ingredients in a food processor add the butter and mix until the butter has just combined and the mix has the textbook 'breadcrumb' consistency. Then add enough water for the mixture to begin to clump together. At this point remove the mixture from the processor and onto a bench. Form the mixture into a ball and give it a quick knead. Cover the dough and refrigerate until ready to use.
This recipe made enough pastry for the pie pictured above (around 10-inch dish) with a bit left over.

Tips and notes:

  1. It's important that the dough does not heat up too much. To keep the butter cool I chopped it up and then refrigerated it again, getting it out at the last moment. Similarly I processed and kneaded the mixture as quickly as possible to stop the butter from melting.
  2. When it's time to use your dough take it out of the fridge and give it a few minutes to soften a little otherwise you wont be able to roll it out!
  3. The pastry can take a little bit of punishment. I gave it a solid blind bake before filling it and putting a lid on it and it was fine.
  4. It's a lot of butter but you only live once!

Recipe 2: Idiot-proof sponge

4 eggs, separated 
1/2 cup cornflour
1/2 cup custard powder
2/3 cup Caster sugar
1 teaspoon Bicarb soda
1/2 teaspoon Cream of tartar

Method:

Preheat oven at around 190°C (fan forced).
Beat the separated egg whites until soft peaks form (or alternatively you can hold it upside down and nothing falls out). Next beat in the yolks one at a time, beating until each one is just combined. Then slowly add the sugar and beat again until just combined. Add to the sifted dry ingredients and gently fold with a metal spoon. Pour mixture into two 8-inch cake tins and bake for around 20 minutes.

Tips and notes:

  1. I add a little caster sugar to the egg whites before beating them as it improves the stability of the egg whites.
  2. It's easier to separate eggs when they are cold as opposed to at room temperature.
  3. You can also bake the sponge in a lamington tray (or a larger cake tin, although the cooking times will vary)
  4. If you begin combining the dry and wet ingredients by adding a little of the wet ingredients first and incorporating that before adding the rest you get a better result.
  5. Use a wheat-based cornflour instead of a maize-based one. Don't know how that makes it cornflour but the recipe wont work without it.
So get out there and beat those grannies!




Wednesday, 14 August 2013

What Tony did next...


Hasn’t Tony been a busy man.

In between kissing strangers, squeezing out nuggets of wisdom and pimping out Liberal candidates, he has found the time to release a statement that might actually have an effect on the electorate (other than a frenzied creation of enema-related memes).
Today Mr Abbott announced the Coalition would be not preference the Australian Greens (i.e. placing them last on how to vote cards) in a somewhat predictable move to hamper the minor parties’ prospects at the September 7 poll.
Of course this is not an entirely new process, as we all know. Deals to swap preferences were probably being struck moments after the move to preferential voting was made in Australia in 1918. It wouldn’t surprise me if the allure of swapping preferences was the reason behind preferential voting’s introduction in the first place.
The Coalition are no doubt taking this action in the wake of the last federal election where Liberal Party preferencing enabled Adam Bandt to become the first member of the Greens to hold a lower-house seat in federal parliament. Not only was that unpalatable it also helped create, as some would have you believe, the unmitigated disaster that was the 43rd Australian Parliament. The ALP on the other hand, seemingly feeling the electoral hurt are grasping at any opportunity available to them, drowning sailor-floating driftwood style.
Is it just me, or do these dealings seem to be a little undemocratic and if I may be so bold as to borrow a term from The Thick of It, morally bankrupt. This may be a bit harsh on a perfectly legitimate and heavily utilised electoral exercise, but wouldn’t it be better if people could vote however they wanted?
The answer to that is of course you can, that is the whole point of preferential voting. You rank from highest to lowest you favoured candidates. The problem is though most of us don’t. As I alluded to in previous posts and electoral doyens Colin Hughes and Brian Costar have stated most emphatically in their work Limiting Democracy (I highly recommend this), voters tend to vote for who the major parties vote for both the House of Representatives and even more so in the Senate.
In a perfect world no doubt the parties would come to us selling their vision for the future of this country. But when it is much easier and even more effective to simply dish out numbered how to vote cards on Election Day, you can see why they don’t bother.
So my challenge for voters on September 7 is simple. On your way to the polling booth don’t stop when the volunteers of political parties attempt to foist their preferences upon you. As Johnnie Walker would say just keep walking as this is the one day where the electorate gets to say what they think, not what the parties want them to think. And for credit go below the line in the Senate, as this not only ensures you have complete control over your vote it also annoys the pants of those working at the polling booth!

Wednesday, 26 June 2013

AFL Round 14 preview

As promised here is the first of the round-by-round previews, starting with tonight's game between West Coast and Essendon. Usually these will go up all at once, but because for some reason round 14 is starting on a Thursday the rest will go up later.



WEST COAST VS ESSENDON








Last Time: The last match-up between these two teams has to be close to the definition of irrelevant. It was round seven 2012 that the teams last met, and unless you're a Bombers supporter the video wont be  of much interest. The Bomber steamrolled the previously unbeaten Eagles by 61 points to continue their flying start to the season, which coincidentally is exactly the same after fourteen rounds as it is this year (9 wins, 3 losses).


Form: West Coast have, at best, been scratchy this season and their win/loss tally reflects that (6-6). Over the past few weeks they've had a fortuitous win over St Kilda and a much improved performance in a loss against Hawthorn with a bye week squashed in between. Essendon are coming off a bye which seems to have come at a welcome time for the Dons who have been playing in fits and bursts of late, evidenced by their comeback win over Carlton and their third quarter burst that put the Suns to the sword. 

At selection: The Eagles always seem to have an injury list as long as your arm, and this week is no exception, with five changes being made with key players Shannon Hurn and Scott Selwood out. The one positive for neutral viewers from this is there will only being half as many players 'doing a Selwood' on the ground. Essendon have brought in no.1 ruckman Tom Bellchambers and runner Courtenay Dempsey, who are both good 'ins' for playing the Eagles at Subiaco.

Result: The much cliched 'it's been a big week for' again applies to Essendon. Although they have seemed untroubled by it so far could the latest incident in the saga change that? But in a purely football sense a few years ago you wouldn't have given them much chance in Perth but not so now. They won last time over and against an arguably better opponent in Fremantle. The Eagles on the other hand just have to win if they are to make a serious tilt at the top eight, and with the bye seemingly being more of a hindrance than a help to teams coming off it, i'm tentatively leaning towards them.

Gold Coast vs Adelaide
This is an intriguing clash between the AFL's incarnation of  boy-band BoyzIIMen (Gold Coast) against the stuttering Crows. Both teams are a 5-7 and incredibly the Suns seem a better chance of snatching a finals spot, with a favourable draw. At the start of the season that sentence alone would cause sniggers, but not so now. The Crows start favourites, which is surprising given that they are away from home and a fry-cry from the team that pasted the Suns in their last meeting. Suns in a close one.
Port Adelaide vs Collingwood
Port breathed new life into their spluttering season with a win over defending premiers Sydney last week, shoring up their spot in the top eight. Their opponents, Collingwood, are coming off a bye following three wins, each less impressive than the last. Like the previous game the visitors are heavily backed having won the previous five encounters between the two, but away from home and with key players Ben Reid and Darren Jolly out Port are in with more than a chance.
Geelong vs Fremantle
One of the leagues best offensive teams come up against the competitions premier defence. Fremantle have been on fire of late, if that's an appropriate term to use for a team that wins by strangling the life out of opposing teams, while Geelong are smarting after losing to Brisbane in the eighth largest comeback in the game's history. These clashes have been spiteful of late and Geelong fired up and at their Cattery fortress will be hard to stop.
Melbourne vs Western Bulldogs
At the risk of belittling these two sides, what will occur before the bounce could be more exciting. The curtain raiser to this game will be the first AFL-sanctioned women's football match, featuring the top 50 female players from around the country. As to the main event, both sides would fancy their chances are stealing a rare victory, with both teams putting in more competitive efforts of late.
Hawthorn vs Brisbane
Despite knocking off the Cats in a major upset, Brisbane don't stand much of a chance against the Hawks in their adopted home Tasmania. The hawks have made a habit of of beating up on the Lions of late, and I don't see anything different happening here.
North Melbourne vs GWS
The Giants pushed North in their last encounter, but at Etihad Stadium doing the same again would be the best the Giants can hope for. They have alternated between plucky and uncompetitive, much like the Roos' who just simply have to win and win big to retain the slightest chance of a top eight finish.
Richmond vs St Kilda
There's plenty of noise and hope emanating out of Tigerland at the moment, and they'll eye this match as a good chance to boost their percentage. The Saints recorded just their third win of the season against lowly Melbourne in their last game, but if their match at the start of the season is any guide, the Tigers will be too good, but only after a real challenge from the Saints.

We're back!


Apologies for the break in transmission, but we are back and better than ever for the second half of 2013. As you may have noticed, while we were out of service the tiny hamsters of the interweb have been busy upgrading the blog. It may not be six months worth of improvements, but it's something.
There's plenty to look forward to on The Irrelephant Man, including AFL previews, all the goss on the Ashes, the soap opera that is Australian politics, music, as well as the blogger's staple: lists.
We'll also occasionally dip into some more serious topics such as the ideas presented in these two posts;  one on the separation of powers, the other on Australia's idiosyncratic electoral system. If they're not for you, hang around because some slightly less dry posts are coming your way soon (and no pissy biscuits!).

The Separation of Powers in Australia



The doctrine of the separation of powers is the model that underpins a parliamentary democracy. The idea that there should be separate bodies to create, implement and adjudicate on laws is crucial to the maintenance of political liberty and even a check against tyranny (Summers, Woodward & Parkin 1990, p. 10). But to have the legislative, executive and judicial arms of governance separate is not the same as to have them equal. The Australian political system, with its hybrid mixture of British institutions and American federalised system has created a system where the Executive arm of government is the prevailing force in the Australian political sphere. This essay will explore how Australia’s political model caused this shift in power, how the executive influences and limits the other branches of government and highlight the power of the executive when it is unrestricted by the legislature.


The Australian electoral system: Preferential voting vs Proportional voting

You were warned...


Australia has long been regarded as a nation at the forefront of the innovation and design of electoral systems. So much so that it has a reputation as a country more willing than any other to experiment with electoral systems in pursuit of improving parliamentary democracy (Farrell & McAllister 2006 p. 1). It can come as no surprise then that the voting systems for electing members according to population (House of Representatives) and equally among states (the Senate) are different (Uhr 1997, p.68-9). This article will look at how and why these systems are different, how well they reflect the people who vote under them and how these systems could potentially be improved to better reflect the will of the people and confirm Australia’s reputation as an electoral trailblazer.