AFL Round 14 preview

As promised here is the first of the round-by-round previews, starting with tonight's game between West Coast and Essendon. Usually these will go up all at once, but because for some reason round 14 is starting on a Thursday the rest will go up later.

WEST COAST VS ESSENDON

Last Time: The last match-up between these two teams has to be close to the definition of irrelevant. It was round seven 2012 that the teams last met, and unless you're a Bombers supporter the video wont be  of much interest. The Bomber steamrolled the previously unbeaten Eagles by 61 points to continue their flying start to the season, which coincidentally is exactly the same after fourteen rounds as it is this year (9 wins, 3 losses).

Form: West Coast have, at best, been scratchy this season and their win/loss tally reflects that (6-6). Over the past few weeks they've had a fortuitous win over St Kilda and a much improved performance in a loss against Hawthorn with a bye week squashed in between. Essendon are coming off a bye which seems to have come at a welcome time for the Dons who have been playing in fits and bursts of late, evidenced by their comeback win over Carlton and their third quarter burst that put the Suns to the sword. 

At selection: The Eagles always seem to have an injury list as long as your arm, and this week is no exception, with five changes being made with key players Shannon Hurn and Scott Selwood out. The one positive for neutral viewers from this is there will only being half as many players 'doing a Selwood' on the ground. Essendon have brought in no.1 ruckman Tom Bellchambers and runner Courtenay Dempsey, who are both good 'ins' for playing the Eagles at Subiaco.

Result: The much cliched 'it's been a big week for' again applies to Essendon. Although they have seemed untroubled by it so far could the latest incident in the saga change that? But in a purely football sense a few years ago you wouldn't have given them much chance in Perth but not so now. They won last time over and against an arguably better opponent in Fremantle. The Eagles on the other hand just have to win if they are to make a serious tilt at the top eight, and with the bye seemingly being more of a hindrance than a help to teams coming off it, i'm tentatively leaning towards them.

Gold Coast vs Adelaide
This is an intriguing clash between the AFL's incarnation of  boy-band BoyzIIMen (Gold Coast) against the stuttering Crows. Both teams are a 5-7 and incredibly the Suns seem a better chance of snatching a finals spot, with a favourable draw. At the start of the season that sentence alone would cause sniggers, but not so now. The Crows start favourites, which is surprising given that they are away from home and a fry-cry from the team that pasted the Suns in their last meeting. Suns in a close one.
Port Adelaide vs Collingwood
Port breathed new life into their spluttering season with a win over defending premiers Sydney last week, shoring up their spot in the top eight. Their opponents, Collingwood, are coming off a bye following three wins, each less impressive than the last. Like the previous game the visitors are heavily backed having won the previous five encounters between the two, but away from home and with key players Ben Reid and Darren Jolly out Port are in with more than a chance.
Geelong vs Fremantle
One of the leagues best offensive teams come up against the competitions premier defence. Fremantle have been on fire of late, if that's an appropriate term to use for a team that wins by strangling the life out of opposing teams, while Geelong are smarting after losing to Brisbane in the eighth largest comeback in the game's history. These clashes have been spiteful of late and Geelong fired up and at their Cattery fortress will be hard to stop.
Melbourne vs Western Bulldogs
At the risk of belittling these two sides, what will occur before the bounce could be more exciting. The curtain raiser to this game will be the first AFL-sanctioned women's football match, featuring the top 50 female players from around the country. As to the main event, both sides would fancy their chances are stealing a rare victory, with both teams putting in more competitive efforts of late.
Hawthorn vs Brisbane
Despite knocking off the Cats in a major upset, Brisbane don't stand much of a chance against the Hawks in their adopted home Tasmania. The hawks have made a habit of of beating up on the Lions of late, and I don't see anything different happening here.
North Melbourne vs GWS
The Giants pushed North in their last encounter, but at Etihad Stadium doing the same again would be the best the Giants can hope for. They have alternated between plucky and uncompetitive, much like the Roos' who just simply have to win and win big to retain the slightest chance of a top eight finish.
Richmond vs St Kilda
There's plenty of noise and hope emanating out of Tigerland at the moment, and they'll eye this match as a good chance to boost their percentage. The Saints recorded just their third win of the season against lowly Melbourne in their last game, but if their match at the start of the season is any guide, the Tigers will be too good, but only after a real challenge from the Saints.

First Test: Australia vs Sri Lanka - Afternoon session

Ricky Ponting receives a warm send-off, while his replacement Phil Hughes gets amongst the runs.

But its the new guard we should be talking about. Or perhaps more accurately, the newish guard. Phil Hughes is unbeaten on 82 at tea on his return to the Test team, while for new no. 4 Shane Watson it was the same story. Another start, and another early dismissal to have Australia 3/193. Not an uncomfortable position, but one that isn't entirely convincing. So an interesting final session then...

58th over: Australia 3/197 (Hughes 86, Clarke 8) Straight away Hughes is back scoring behind point as is his wont. So far Herath hasn't present much of a challenge to the batsmen.

59th over: Australia 4/197 WICKET! (Hughes 86 b Welegedara) So it was all a trick! All those rubbish first balls of a spell were for this. A hooping (reverse?) in-swinger gets between bat and pad of Hughes who probably wasn't playing as straight as he could have. A big break through for Sri Lanka.

60th over: Australia 4/202 (Clarke 10, Hussey 2) So, as so often been the case it comes down to this pair, although it must be said in a somewhat better position than usual. Hussey, busy as usual is off the mark immediately, while Herath seems motivated by having two new batsmen at the crease.

61st over: Australia 4/207 (Clarke 14, Hussey 3) Welegedara, if he could eliminate his obligatory bad ball an over would be quite handy. At the moment however he is buying his wickets he has already gone for 80 off 16 overs.

62nd over: Australia 4/209 (Clarke 15, Hussey 4) I just realised that "Hussey, busy as usual" could have quite a different meaning. Oops.

63rd over: Australia 4/211 (Clarke 17, Hussey 4) Welegedara goes around the wicket without any appreciable result, although the Sri Lankan's are again drying up the scoring.

64th over: Australia 4/212 (Clarke 17, Hussey 5) The contest between the highest run scorer Clarke and the highest wicket taker Herath continues, and so far it has been a stand-off both nullifying each other. You sense Clarke may go for a big shot soon.

65th over: Australia 4/212 (Clarke 17, Hussey 5) Kulasekara back into the attack, while the commentators are comparing the catches of Glenn McGrath and Nathan Lyon. I'll let you be the judge.

69th over: Australia 4/225 (Clarke 24, Hussey 11) Ian Chappell's back on his pet hate: Deep point. In the meantime Clarke and Hussey are forging on, knocking singles around and generally getting set for a long innings.

70th over: Australia 4/227 (Clarke 25, Hussey 12) Mathews is back into the attack. He's a proven batsman at this level, but so far he's only taken nine wickets at 70. Not quite all-rounder standard. A fairly harmless over yields a couple of runs.

71st over: Australia 4/228 (Clarke 26, Hussey 12) There's a couple of handy Sri Lankan cricketers floating around just across Bass Strait playing in the pyjama league, they'd be quite handy now. It seems we've reached another flat spot in the lead up to the new ball.

72nd over: Australia 4/234 (Clarke 32, Hussey 12) Mathews strays onto leg for the first time and Clarke whips him fine for a boundary, the first in a long while. He takes two to square leg of the next ball and the pressure the has been building has been released.

73rd over: Australia 4/236 (Clarke 32, Hussey 14) Shaminda Eranga comes back and second ball goes up in one of the most ambitious lbw appeals bowling around the wicket. Eagle eye suggests it was close but to the naked eye it looked to be missing leg by a fair way. Eranga then pitches up, giving Hussey the opportunity to bring out his cover drive.

75th over: Australia 4/242 (Clarke 34, Hussey 18) Hussey eases one off his pads to collect his first boundary of the innings. For a man only on 18 he looks remarkably set, as does Clarke who is sweating on anything even hinting at angling toward the pads.

76th over: Australia 4/246 (Clarke 36, Hussey 20) Dilshan's back hoping to re-create the chaos the caused the run-out of David Warner, but all that results is four easy singles. Spose you can't count on two run-outs in an innings.

77th over: Australia 4/249 (Clarke 37, Hussey 22) A few of the locals have been in their cups and are getting quite vocal. As you can imagine, they are being quite witty. They certainly think so. Unperturbed, Clarke and Hussey continue to knock the ball into the gaps as Australia plough on towards 250.

78th over: Australia 4/253 (Clarke 38, Hussey 25) Jayawardene almost takes another blinder. Hussey flashes a late cut and he dives low to his left. Fortunately for Hussey it's past him before he can react and Hussey scampers through for three.

80th over: Australia 4/261 (Clarke 41, Hussey 30) The availability of the new ball could perk up the Sri Lankans, who need to do something to stop the game drifting away from them. Dilshan, who's on at the moment is certainy doing nothing to stop that.

81st over: Australia 4/261 (Clarke 41, Hussey 30) The new ball is immediately taken and straight away it brings a false shot from Clarke, who then inside edges the ball straight into the unprotected part of his knee. He hobbles away while the Sri Lankans stifle a shout for lbw.

82nd over: Australia 4/268 (Clarke 46, Hussey 32) The Sri Lankans have been quite sprightly with their over rate today, which is good as A Current Affair has been promo-ing a pensioner scooter scandal which sounds unmissable. Hussey has been as unmerciful as the Sri Lankans, forcing Clarke to scamper through for a quick single. Another quick single is referred upstairs for a potential run-out, but Hussey is easily home. Clarke rounds-out the over with a one-handed straight drive.

83rd over: Australia 4/270 (Clarke 47, Hussey 33) Hussey is probably Clarke least favourite person at the moment as he forces another quick single. Clarke is less interested in running, preferring to stand and deliver to flay a ball out to point.

84th over: Australia 4/271 (Clarke 48, Hussey 33) Kulasekara is back for one last blast before stumps and immediately strikes Clarke on the thigh. He's a bit all over the shop at the moment Clarke, the knee is really hampering his stroke play at the moment. Hussey's back on strike and watches a ball on a good length go scurrying past his ankles, followed by one that rears from the almost identical position. Good fun.

85th over: Australia 4/272 (Clarke 49, Hussey 33) Welegedara back now, but no fireworks from his first delivery in terms of runs or wicket taking. I think everyone's playing for stumps now, not much urgency from either team.

86th over: Australia 4/277 (Clarke 54, Hussey 33) Clarke brings up fifty with yet another work to leg. It hasn't been his most fluent innings, especially in the last few overs. Interesting stat, Clarke's conversion rate since becoming captain is two fifties and seven hundreds. 135 more runs and he'll break Ricky Ponting's record for most runs in a calendar year by an Australian.

87th over: Australia 4/289 (Clarke 64, Hussey 34) Stumps can't come quickly enough for Clarke who is batting on one leg. It doesn't stop him flailing one past point for four and another down the ground. Beware the wounded batsman who is averaging more than 100 this year.

88th over: Australia 4/290 (Clarke 64, Hussey 34) It's that time of the day, commentators starting to make even more inane comments than usual. "It's been a big day for the bowlers," opines Michael Slater. Well actually Slats, it's going to be a normal length day. 90 overs. Hussey pats out a maiden.

89th over: Australia 4/296 (Clarke 69, Hussey 35) Mathews is in to bowl the penultimate over of the day. After getting one that keeps low and one that rears up, Clarke dispatches the last ball to thesquare leg boundary.

90th over: Australia 4/299 (Clarke 70, Hussey 37) Kulasekara to bowl the last over of the day, from the river end. Clarke's going to have a bad back to go with a gammy knee as he bends low to defend another non-bouncing delivery. Clarke brings up the pairs century partnership off the penultimate ball as Australia fall just short of 300 in a day.

That's stumps. In the end Australia got on top thanks to it's two most reliable and experienced batsmen. At 4/200 Sri Lanka were in with a sniff, but Clarke and Hussey controlled the final session of play. If they can get away tomorrow morning I'd almost pencil centuries for the pair.

First Test: Australia vs Sri Lanka - Middle session

Shaminda Eranga dismisses Ed Cowan for 4.

There will definitely be one person not enjoying his repast. Dave Warner, adding to the unconventional ways he has been dismissed by running himself out on the last ball before lunch. How will this affect the game? Play will get underway in a few minutes time with new no. 4 Shane Watson joining new no.3 Phil Hughes at the crease.

27th over: Australia: 2/98 (Hughes 27, Watson 0) Some picturesque views of Bellerive Oval (I refuse to call it by its other name) greet us for the start of the second session, although if you have ever toured around that part of Hobart you would now that appearances can be deceiving. A bye through the legs of the keeper Jayawardene is the sum total of the scoring.

28th over: Australia 2/98 (Hughes 27, Watson 0) More tight stuff from Kulasekara gets things started from the other end, although Hughes is looking comfortable in defence. Is it just me or does Shane Watson's pads seem abnormally large? Every ball looks in danger of hitting them.

29th over: Australia 2/104 (Hughes 27, Watson 6) Uncharacteristically tight start from Welegadera, although he ruins the effect by over-pitching twice, allowing Watson to caress the ball through the covers to get off the mark. It's flat out there.

30th over: Australia 2/105 (Hughes 28, Watson 6) Ian Healy has flown in to join the commentary team, could almost have done without him for mine. Hughes gets one that keeps low before pushing one to point to get off strike. Cue talk about deep point as a fielding position in the modern game.

31st over: Australia 2/107 (Hughes 29, Watson 6) Sri Lanka are attempting to get Hughes out by feeding him balls in his hitting area. It's not working so far. Watson meanwhile plays and misses at a short, side one from Eranga. No sign of Herath, the leading wicket taker in tests this year yet.

32nd over: Australia 2/112 (Hughes 30, Watson 10) Both batsmen playing as if the ball is keeping a bit low. Apart from one or two though the pitch has been pretty consistent. They seem to be bowling much better to Hughes than anyone else.

33rd over: Australia 2/113 (Hughes 31, Watson 10) Ian Chappell on his high horse about the need for a proper no.3 in the Australian batting line-up, which is a bit hard on Hughes who has been bating first-drop for South Australia and is certainly doing a better job than some of his predecessors.

34th over: Australia 2/118 (Hughes 32, Watson 13) Kulasekara changes things up directing a few at the helmet of Hughes who just manages to keep them controlled. Watson's trying to get after the bowling but has been unsuccessful so far.

35th over: Australia 2/120 (Hughes 33, Watson 14) Both batsmen struggling to play the ball square of the wicket, more as a result of the pitch rather than the bowling. One thing you have to say though, the Australian bowlers could take a leaf out of the Sri Lankan's book, their discipline has been exemplary.

36th over: Australia 2/121 (Hughes 34, Watson 14) Herath is finally into the attack. He's taken 55 wickets this year at a tick under 21, not too shabby. He might find playing in Australia a different challenge though, he's not getting much assistance from the wicket.

37th over: Australia 2/126 (Hughes 39, Watson 14) As Hughes gets tied down, a few bad habits start creeping in. He feels for one outside off this time and it runs along the ground through the slip cordon to the fence. He's really slowed down after a bright start.

39th over: Australia 2/131 (Hughes 44, Watson 14) Hughes breaks the shackles with a pull shot in front of square. There's two men out for a top edge, but at this pace Hughes is untroubled. Hughes then almost gets bowled around his legs, as the Sri Lankan's have also noticed how far across he gets while batting.

40th over: Australia 2/136 (Hughes 48, Watson 15) Herath finally bowls a bad one and is immediately cut to the fence by Hughes. There is absolutely no margin for error on this pitch. Herath would love to get more balls at Watson who is looking a lot less certain against the offie. 

41th over: Australia 2/136 (Hughes 48, Watson 15) I wish Tony Greig was back, if only to stop the other commentators doing impressions of him

43rd over: Australia 2/140 (Hughes 48, Watson 19) Watson strong-arms a ball from Mathews to the mid-wicket boundary, the ball wasn't quite there to hit but Watson seems to be a getting a little toey.

44th over: Australia 2/145 (Hughes 52, Watson 20) Fifty on return for Hughes, making room outside off to glide one to the point boundary. He may be a reformed man, but his best shots are still between point and cover. Both batsmen have come out with more intent after the drinks break.

45th over: Australia 2/153 (Hughes 59, Watson 21) Hughes pulls out a new shot, the straight drive knocking Mathews down the ground and then through mid-off. Less convincing than his square of the wicket shots, but no less effective.

46th over: Australia 2/163 (Hughes 68, Watson 22) Hughes plays one of the uglier shots you'll see, swatting Herath down the ground for six and is promptly shelled in the crowd at long on. After a tough period, Hughes has got his groove on adding twenty runs in next to no time.

47th over: Australia 2/171 (Hughes 75, Watson 23) Welegedara back into the attack with the usual opening delivery, short, wide and punished. Hughes is looking ominous now working balls not that far outside off down toward third man with ease. Watson on the other hand is looking a bit scratchy, scooping one to deep point.

49th over: Australia 2/178 (Hughes 77, Watson 27) After keeping it tight for most of the innings so far, things have come unstuck a bit for Sri Lanka. This pair are scoring quite easily as Jayawardene pushes the field back to try to contain the boundaries.
WICKET! NO! No Ball! Short and wide, Hughes flashes and edges it to the keeper. But Hughes is reprieved after Welegedara bowls an enormous no ball. His foot was a good few inches over the mark. I do recall saying something about no balls earlier in the innings. I'm a psychic, me.

50th over: Australia 2/181 (Hughes 78, Watson 30) After a couple of attempts, Watson gets a late cut past the man and backward point. He's not been at his best so far, but on the plus side, he's not out.

51st over: Australia 3/183 WICKET!(Watson 30 c Jayawardene b Welegedara) An absolute belter from Jayawardene. Watson went for the booming drive and the edge flew toward where third slip would be. Jayawardene flew full length to his right and plucked the ball out of the air with his right hand while in mid-air. A proper classic catch (not like the previous ones they have been dishing up). 

52nd over: Australia 3/185 (Hughes 78, Clarke 2) So it's another unconverted start for Watson and it brings Clarke to the crease, who is the kingpin of this line-up. In the tests Australia has one under his captaincy Clarke has averaged more than 100 while in its losses just 38. He's also averaged more than 100 in the first innings this year. It will be an interest test of statistics if Sri Lanka can get him early.

53rd over: Australia 3/185 (Hughes 78, Clarke 2) Welegedara beats Clarke first up and then follows with a decent over. This is a good period for Sri Lanka, almost getting Hughes, the wicket of Watson and drying up the scoring.

54th over: Australia 3/187 (Hughes 80, Clarke 2) Herath's keeping it tight but not really threatening Hughes, who works him to the onside for a couple. Hughes has really knuckled down after getting his chance.

55th over: Australia 3/188 (Hughes 81, Clarke 3) Just every so often there is a ball that does something. Not in terms of swing or seam but some are bouncing more and some a little less. Enough to keep the bowlers interested.

56th over: Australia 3/188 (Hughes 81, Clarke 3) Herath v Clarke is looming as a key contest already. Clarke looking to come down the pitch to Herath at every opportunity. Herath beats him in flight and almost bowls him.

57th over: Australia 3/193 (Hughes 82, Clarke 7) Welegedara has found his rhythm in this spell and Clarke is playing very watchfully. He pushes one through the covers for two and then down the ground for two more.

That's tea. Another session in which Australia were probably ahead, yet Sri Lanka did enough to stay in the hunt. Hughes has been untroubled largely, except for his no-ball dismissal, while Clarke has been positive but watchful in his short stint. As the players head off for a cup of tea, a biscuit and maybe a cucumber sandwich, I think I will too.

First Test: Australia vs Sri Lanka - Morning session

PREAMBLE: Hello, welcome to day one of the first test between Australia and Sri Lanka. Australia are backing up after a tough series against world No.1 South Africa, while Sri Lanka are looking for their first ever win in Australia.

Australia has won the toss and will bat. Captain Michael Clarke putting the onus on his new look top order to make their opportunity count. Australia are heavily favoured to win the match, which for me is a bit of a surprise given the fragility of its batting line-up. After Clarke and Michael Hussey, who both average more than 50, the next highest average is none other than that of Mitch Starc with 41.
The line-ups:
Australia:  Ed Cowan, David Warner, Phillip Hughes, Shane Watson, Michael Clarke (capt), Michael Hussey, Matthew Wade (wk), Peter Siddle, Mitchell Starc, Ben Hilfenhaus, Nathan Lyon.

Sri Lanka: Tillakaratne Dilshan, Dimuth Karunaratne, Kumar Sangakkara, Mahela Jayawardene (capt), Thilan Samaraweera, Angelo Mathews, Prasanna Jayawardene (wk), Nuwan Kulasekara,  Rangana Herath, Shaminda Eranga, Chanaka Welegedara.

1st over: Australia 0/2 (Warner 1, Cowan 1) Nervy start from Cowan almost gone first ball edging to second slip Angelo Mathews grassing a tough chance. Overcast conditions assisting the Sri Lankan seamers to nip the ball around.

2nd over: Australia 0/7 (Warner 2, Cowan 4) Welegedara opens with a short ball which Cowan tucks to the leg side. It would appear that their pace the Sri Lankan seamers can't be doing that too often.

3rd over: Australia 0/10 (Warner 5, Cowan 4) Warner pushes a thick outside edge through cover, he's looking far more comfortable against the more gentle attack offered by Sri Lanka than by the seamers from South Africa.

4th over: Australia 0/17 (Warner 12, Cowan 4) Welegedara drops short again and Warner flays him past point for the opening boundary. The bowler over-corrects and Warner eases him down the ground for another couple.

5th over: Australia 0/18 (Warner 12, Cowan 4) The first four deliveries from Kulaskera thud ominously into the middle of Warners bat, but for no run. The next two are absolute crackers beating the edge, the latter is a no-ball and the extra delivery again beats Warner all ends up

6th over: Australia 1/18 Wicket! (Cowan c Eranga b Welagedara 4) Maybe he did know what he was doing. Welegedara drop short again and Cowan top edges an attempted pull shot harmlessly to Eranga at mid-on. He looked edgy throughout his short innings, no pun intended. In comes Phil Hughes, the reformed man, although he gets off the mark with an uppish cut stroke for four.

7th over: Australia 1/23 (Warner 12, Hughes 4) Kulasekara, operating from around the wicket has Warner in all sorts playing and missing on multiple occasions. The bowler having a bit of a problem with no-balls, which is worrying given the number of times he's nearly got an edge.

8th over: Australia 1/31 (Warner 16, Hughes 7) One things for sure, if these two get in the scoring rate will not be a problem. Hughes flails one though the covers before Warner takes Welegedara down the ground for four. In between that the keeper is on all fours to receive a ball that refuses to bounce, which is slightly worrying.

9th over: Australia 1/32 (Warner 16, Hughes 8) I'm no expert but Hughes technique contains a lot of moving parts, especially when playing to leg. You can also see his leg stump at all times which I don't think is in any textbook.

10th over: Australia 1/41 (Warner 16, Hughes 17) The two shots of the morning welcome Eranga into the attack, Hughes stroking him through the covers twice with identical shots. On Nine, the commentators are back on one of their favourite topics: Is Ed Cowan a Test batsman?

11th over: Australia 1/44 (Warner 17, Hughes 18) I may have a bit of a bias, but I bet Rob Quiney is silently cursing the selectors for throwing him to the lions against South Africa, while his replacement is having a much easier time against Sri Lanka's gentle mid-120 kph bowlers.

12th over: Australia 1/48 (Warner 21, Hughes 18) Warner who's been tied down recently, wafts at a nothing ball from Eranga. It seems to focus his mind though as he eases a ball through the covers with just enough speed for Dilshan to crash into the fence in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent a boundary.

14th over: Australia 1/49 (Warner 21, Hughes 19) Hughes has already improved his average in Australia, which is now over 16! The Sri Lankan's while seeming to lose a bit of movement in the air and off the pitch, have tightened up their line and lengths, drying up the scoring.

15th over: Australia 1/52 (Warner 22, Hughes 21) As the shot-making dries up the commentators have moved onto their second favourite topic of conversation: Phil Hughes' technique. Bill Lawry has just commented on how good he is looking, which is surely the kiss of death for Hughes.

16th over: Australia 1/60 (Warner 29, Hughes 21) Bill Lawry with another gem: "As an opener you can't always blaze away you know." He would know. As if in response to that comment, Warner punches Eranga down the ground for four, then through mid-wicket for three. All without blazing away.

17th over: Australia 1/60 (Warner 29, Hughes 21) Angelo Mathews has been keeping it tight at one end, and delivers another maiden. On the box, the Madden brothers are promoting KFC by playing lawn bowls. I'm as confused as you are.

18th over: Australia 1/60 (Warner 29, Hughes 21) The analysis of Phil Hughes technique seems to have gone on longer than he has actually been at the wicket. Speaking of the wicket, far from the green monster that has been devouring batting averages in state cricket, it looks like a pitch which will give Australia a false sense of security about the strength of its batting line-up.

19th over: Australia 1/65 (Warner 32, Hughes 21) Can a game be meandering in the first session? The Sri Lankan's are keeping it tight but aren't overly threatening waiting for a loose shot. And one appears, although it is lose enough for Hughes to miss the ball completely and be struck in a delicate  region between upper thigh and lower abdomen.

20th over: Australia 1/66 (Warner 33, Hughes 21) Kulasekara, the pick of the bowlers so far, is back into the attack nibbling away at what must be said a gentle pace. Almost get Hughes chopping on from a cut stroke from a too full delivery.

21st over: Australia 1/74 (Warner 41, Hughes 21) Welegedara starts his second spell the way he started his first, with a rank loosener, dutifully dispatched through the covers. The response is a gem from the bowler, swinging in catching the inside edge and racing to the fine leg boundary. Textbook french cut. Warner looks like he's getting to the point where he might try something fairly silly soon, a la his dismissal at the WACA.

22nd over: Australia 1/76 (Warner 41, Hughes 23) Hughes had gone 30 minutes with out a run, which may be a part of his reformed character, or credit to the Sri Lankan bowling. He pushes through point for two, while well known batting guru Glenn McGrath puts in his two-bob worth about his technique.

23rd over: Australia 1/86 (Warner 51, Hughes 23) Is it a left armer thing, getting wickets in-between bowling some absolute pies? Australia's has a couple and Welegedara is showing promise. As if to prove my point, Warner crashes him through the covers before edging one straight to third slip, if third slip hadn't just been moved. Angered Welegedara thumps one in short, surprising Warner but it falls safely for Warner to reach his half-century.

24th over: Australia 1/88 (Warner 52, Hughes 24) Is it possible for a partnership of 60-odd to be unconvincing? Not because of repeated plays and misses or edges, but just because every so often the slight flaws in the two batsmen's technique makes batting look slightly well, uncomfortable.

25th over: Australia 1/90 (Warner 53, Hughes 25) McGrath the maths wiz, says there are two things that create swing. The bowler, the ball and the conditions. Good thing he was a seam bowler. Speaking of swing, there is none of that around, which may be why Hughes and Warner are looking so comfortable.

26th over: Australia 1/96 (Warner 57, Hughes 26) The problem with short bowling on a slow pitch at 125 clicks, is that it asks to be hit. Warner complies pulling Kulasekara in front of square. Could be a long series for Sri Lanka at this rate.

27th over: Australia 2/97 Wicket! (Warner run-out 57) Part-timer Dilshan in on to roll some off-breaks before lunch and creates chaos for the Aussie batsman. Warner prods to cover and calls for a single, then stops. Hughes commits to the single and both batsmen end up at the strikers end. Warner, arguably at fault makes a half-hearted attempt to make his ground as Dilshan gleefully whips off the bails at the non-strikers end.What a waste.

Lunch: Australia 2/97 (Hughes 26) That's it for the first session, on which Australia dominated yet for all their effort have little to show for it. Aside for two moments of madness they were largely untroubled. Punters up on the cricket show live pitch-side, which when coupled with the lap of honour during the lunch break will be close to the longest he's been out in the middle in recent times. Cruel?

The All-Australian team

All Australian 2012
source:theaustralian.com.au

It's that time of the year again the end of season awards seasons. And there's no more controversial selections than the 22 in the AFL All-Australian team, which is odd given it is a team that will never play a competitive game.
I've tried as much as possible to go by best player by position, and to pick a team which could actually function in a real game.
So without further ado, here is my All-Australian team for 2012.

Back Pocket: Brent Reilly (Adelaide Crows)
Who I hear you ask? Perhaps because of the Victorian bias in the media, we don't hear much about lower profile players in non-Victorian teams. Reilly had had an outstanding season playing a variety of roles including lockdown defender, creative loose man in defence as well as pushing into the midfield in defensive roles. The kind of player every team would love to have.
Full Back: Luke McPharlin (Fremantle Dockers)
The best example of how valuable he was to the Dockers this season was what happened last Friday night when he didn't play. Held a number of leading Coleman contenders (including winner Jack Riewoldt) goal less in games, while also using his speed and leap to help out his teammates in defence.
Back Pocket: Darren Glass (West Coast Eagles)
The most versatile defender in the AFL. Only missed out on the full back position because of his ability to play on both key forwards and small forwards. Has also used his ability to read the play to take more intercept marks and set-up counter attacking moves. As if he needed another string to his bow
Half-Back Flank: Grant Birchall (Hawthorn Hawks)
Super efficient half-back in the team for his raking left boot and cool decision making. That's not to say Birchall is a slouch defensively either. That mix of attacking creativity and defensive accountability makes him a lock in the back six of almost any All-Australian team you will see this year.
Centre-Half Back: Ted Richards (Sydney Swans)
There is not too much doubt about this one. Richards has had an outstanding season both as a one-on-one defender and as the marshal of the Swans defence. A great intercept marker who was rarely appeared flustered even under the most extreme pressure
Half-Back Flank: Beau Waters (West Coast Eagles)
The old-school footy fans favourite player. Tough defender, tough attacker, just tough all round. Was also a useful creative outlet for the Eagles this season and a great reader of the play. His leadership was missed by the Eagles on the weekend.
Wing: Dayne Beams (Collingwood Magpies)
Beams was Collingwood's premier midfielder this year, which is saying something considering the calibre of players Collingwood boasts. Career highs in almost all categories and kicked 27 goals to boot. Close to the AFL's most improved player.
Centre: Trent Cotchin (Richmond Tigers)
Pundits have been falling over themselves to drop superlatives when describing Cotchin who won many of the media player of the year awards. Incredibly skilful, clean, fast, agile I'm sure you've heard it all before. If the Tigers can win more games he'll be odds-on for a Brownlow.
Wing: Gary Ablett (Gold Coast Suns)
Refer to above for a description of Ablett, just replacing Tigers with Suns. Tried to take on too much early in the season, but when he gave his teammates more responsibility both he and the team improved dramatically.
Ruck: Dean Cox (West Coast Eagles)
Cox turned back the clock this season with a vintage home and away season. Rediscovered his around the ground mobility after some injury affected years, and was able to add some valuable goals when resting forward. Key part of one of the best ruck-midfield groups in the AFL.
Rover: Jobe Watson (Essendon Bombers)
Like his team, the Essendon captain got off to a flying start this season. But unlike the Bombers, Watson was able to hold his form over the course of the year. His big frame and strength made him a beast in the midfield contests, while his disposal around the ground has improved noticeably
Ruck-Rover: Josh Kennedy (Sydney Swans)
The AFL's contested ball animal led the tough Swans midfield division. Almost impossible to tackle and was good for a goal a game during the home and away season. Another big-bodied midfielder who may be a sneaky Brownlow chance.
Half-Forward Flank: Lewis Jetta (Sydney Swans)
Perhaps a controversial inclusion, but Jetta booted 40 goals to be the Swans leading goal-kicker in the regular season. Had a blistering start to the season, leading the Coleman at one point. Doesn't need many touches to have an impact, and would be used in this team one-out on the wing to bring the ball forward.
Centre-Half Forward: Matthew Pavlich (Fremantle Dockers)
I can't think of a forward who had a greater influence on their teams performance. No player kicked more goals in the second half of the season then Pavlich, a period where Fremantle dropped just two games. Would have won the Coleman if not for a late season injury.
Half-Forward Flank: Dane Swan (Collingwood Magpies)
Midfielder you scream and you'd be completely right. But in my defence Swan has been used as a genuine forward option in most of the Magpies games this year. And at more than a goal a game he has attacking capabilities, and you can't leave out a player who averages 36 touches a game.
Forward Pocket: Stephen Milne (St Kilda Saints)
Say or think what you like about Milne, he can play football. For the third year in a row he has kicked more than 50 goals in a season, which is quite remarkable for an opportunistic small forward. In a year when the key forwards dominated, Milne stood out like a sore thumb.
Full Forward: Jack Riewoldt (Richmond Tigers)
Wasn't getting much love from anyone despite winning the Coleman medal. Averaged three goals a game while only getting off the leash once, kicking 8 against St Kilda. That seems to suggest consistency, which is what everyone asks for. So why shouldn't he be rewarded?
Forward Pocket: Lance Franklin (Hawthorn Hawks)
Lead the league with 3.5 goals a game, although that is slightly skewed by the 13 he kicked against North Melbourne. As with the midfielders, no need to dip into the superlatives you've all heard before. In this team he'd be getting up the ground more and using his freakish athletic gifts. Just imagine Jetta on one wing and Buddy on the other.
Interchange:
Sam Jacobs (Adelaide Crows)
Toss up between him and Maric, but being a part of the best clearance team in the AFL gives him the nod. Excellent tap ruckman and good around the ground.
Sam Mitchell (Hawthorn Hawks)
Best midfielder in the top team in the competition. Chronically underrated, has great skills on both sides of the body and one of the leading goal assist players in the AFL.
Scott Thompson (Adelaide Crows)
Leading Brownlow fancy, suffering from Not-in-Victoria syndrome. Does the grunt work in the Crows midfield and is seecond only to Josh Kennedy in contested possessions.
Eddie Betts (Carlton Blues)
Top goal assist player in the AFL. Didn't kick as many goals as some of the other key forwards, but with three already in the team couldn't justify another one. Second best small forward in the game.

Of course if you don't agree with my selections, feel free to leave suggestions or abuse below.

A day at the footy

Quarter time at North Port Oval

Reigning premiers Port Melbourne have earned the chance to defend their title following a hard fought 34-point victory over local rivals Williamstown.

In front of a large and vocal home crowd at North Port Oval, the Borough kept the Seagulls to a solitary behind in the final term to record a 12.15 (87) to 7.15 (53) victory.

Port went into the game heavily favoured, having not lost at the ground since the start of the 2011 season, and got off to a great start courtesy of goals from forward Josh Scipione and VFL team of the year midfielder Shane Valenti.

Despite the ideal conditions, both teams struggled to provide quality ball delivery to their forwards in the first quarter, and the Seagulls had to rely on a booming goal from veteran Brett Goodes to stay in touch at quarter time.

Fletcher Roberts kicked three for Williamstown

Williamstown noticeably lifted their attack on the ball, and at times the man, in the second quarter in an attempt to wrest control of the game from Port Melbourne. Young AFL-listed forward Fletcher Roberts provided a focal point up forward for the Seagulls who were able to close to within a goal of the Borough. But Port steadied with a goal from former Seagull Wayde Skipper following a small melee in front of the Port terraces, to take a two-goal lead into the main break.

The game opened up in the second half as both teams tried to provide more opportunities to their forwards. Roberts took another strong mark before slotting his third from the boundary, while Port’s Dean Galea, the VFL’s leading goal kicker, was able to generate shots at goal from more one-on-one opportunities.

Towards the end of the third quarter, Port Melbourne was able to create a spare man in defence, which arguably was the turning point in the game. Ably executed by defender Sam Pleming, Port were able to nullify the threat of Roberts, while using Pleming as a launching pad for attacking moves.

Adrian Bonaddio kicks the sealer for Port

Down by sixteen points at three-quarter time, Williamstown needed a quick start in the final term to be any chance of causing an upset. The final quarter however, was to be the most lopsided of the game. The Port midfield, led by captain John Baird, Hugh Sandilands and Matt Dillon, assumed total control in the centre of the ground, and repeatedly forced the ball forward to the key forward Galea and Adrian Bonaddio.

Bonaddio, playing his one hundredth VFL game, took a number of contested marks and finished with two goals for the quarter.

In the end it was only Port’s inaccuracy which kept the margin close, although that is in no way to discredit the effort of the Seagulls who tried hard all day without ever really threatening to win the game.

Port Melbourne now advances next week’s final, to be played at Etihad Stadium, against the winner of Sunday’s preliminary final between Geelong and Weribee.

Mid-season review part 3

I've had these kicking around for a while but haven't posted them. Some are now quite amusingly out of date.

Greater Western Sydney: It seems I dutifully swallowed the positive spin those down at AFL House proffered about the Giants in my preview. Their tactic of bringing in a number of veteran players worked well in the first half of the season, but now with those older players slowing down and the first year players struggling toward the end of the season the Giants are copping some real beatings with their defence as secure as, well I'll leave Jamie MacDonald tastefully depict it. Player-wise captain Callan Ward has stood out (as I predicted) and, Chad Cornes aside, has been far and away the best of the experienced players. Israel Folau has done no better or worse than any first year key forward, and when pinching hitting in the ruck could become effective in the Leigh Brown role. His form isn't that much different to another key forward looking for a big contract.

Great Aussie Meltdowns

Australia awoke this morning to the news that Adam Scott had failed in his attempt to win the British Open, despite holding a four shot lead going into the last round. "The worst meltdown in history" or words to that effect were plastered across many news websites in reaction to Scott's four bogey's over the last four holes to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. But while it was undoubtedly an impressive example of the "choke", the Australian sporting landscape is littered with moments of madness that those involved would rather forget. Here are some other great Aussie meltdowns:
AFL
Collingwood 1970 Grand Final: Depending on which side you are on, one of the greatest Grand Finals of all time or one of the darkest days of the 20th century. Collingwood gunning for its first since 1958, were up by 42 points at half time and seemingly unstoppable. But what happened next scarred many Magpie fans for life, and was used to strike the fear of God into young Pie supporters for years to come. Carlton kicked 13 goals to four to win by 10 points, with Alex Jesaulenko taking that mark. It also gave birth to the "Colliwobbles" which haunted Collingwood until 1990.
Port Adelaide 2001 - 2003: The AFL's youngest team made a huge splash when it played off in a Qualifying Final against the Brisbane Lions in just its fifth season. Their loss in that game, and the follow up loss the the Hawks a week later (despite leading by 17 points into the last quarter) was no disgrace. Just a young team finding their way they said. But subsequent losses in '02 and '03 where they failed t:o make the Grand Final despite finishing on top of the ladder warranted the public labelling them the Port Adelaide Chokers.  This branding led their coach to make this gesture after winning the flag, ironically just a year after they were named chokers.
Richmond 2012: It just wouldn't be a list of meltdowns without the Tigers, who have been the providers of equal amounts of mirth and despair since they last tasted premiership success in 1980. But their effort against the winless Gold Coast was one right out of the box. Less than thirty seconds to play, 10 points up only Richmond could find a way to lose that.
Special Mention - Michael Rischitelli: As commentator Anthony Hudson once said, "I see it but I don't believe it."

Mid season review part 2

Essendon: Yet another team I underestimated, although they are starting to slow up as the season goes on. Took full advantage of the draw to get off to a flying start, with many players formerly known as "role players" stepping up to become stars of the team. Defeat of ladder leaders West Coast the highlight, along with the victory over Carlton that announced the 'Dons this year. Another unmitigated disaster for my pre-season players to watch, with Dustin Fletcher finally seeming to slow down with age and Kyle Reimers sole contribution so fat the season has been this.

Fremantle: Ah Freo, you've got to love them, halfway through the season and still no one has any idea what they are about. Their ladder position, 12th despite a 7-7 record, just about sums them up: not a bad team but for some reason can't quite become a good one. To be fair though, they've been hobbled by injuries to the best player (Nat Fyfe), fastest player (Stephen Hill) and tallest player (Aaron Sandilands). Still, with Super Pav at the helm they can still make the finals and improve my accurate prediction strike rate. The less said about my players to watch the better.

Geelong: It seems I should be auditioning for the Kiss of Death position as the Cats, who I had high hopes for, have not fired a shot this season. Ditto for my preseason players to watch, Stevie J and Orren Stephenson. Having said that though, Geelong are only two games off top spot. Like fellow 2011 grand finalist Collingwood, they have the ability to grind out wins despite playing far from their best football, something which will hold them in great stead if they can get some more output from their younger players. Cats fan should bear in mind that it is an even numbered year, which doesn't bode well for the 2007, 2009 and 2011 premiers.

Gold Coast: The dreaded second year blues have hit the winless Suns badly. Injuries to their few experienced players and the slower than expected rate of development from their young players on top of that hasn't helped either. In their defence, they have been much more competitive this year and with a bit of luck could have pinched a few wins instead of some tight losses. Their loss to GWS though,  despite being not a large defeat, was by far their most disappointing performance as it was the first time there was some measure of expectation on the team. It's not all doom and gloom though as the much improved performance of Karmichael Hunt, and the addition of Liam Patrick to the team has made my preseason prediction for the Suns look quite good.

Mid-season review part 1

I know what you're thinking, another dull review of the 18 AFL teams performance so far this season with no accountability for preseason predictions. But fear not! THIS review is based on my own predictions and evaluating them, as well as the performance of the teams. Self-indulgent? Perhaps. But it's my blog and I'll self-indulge if I feel like it.




Adelaide: I'll admit to somewhat underestimating the Crows who have been one of the most impressive teams this year, thumping the reigning premiers early in the season and carrying on from there. They have been boosted by improvement from midfielders Rory Sloane and Patrick Dangerfield (as I predicted) and their forward line in now dangerous thanks to my "players to watch" Porplyzia and "Tex" Walker, although it looks like he's got himself suspended again, the clown. I'm standing by my claim that their back-line is still their weakness, evidenced by their performance against North and in the first quarter against Richmond.  Still, top four should be achievable, and my predictions were mostly correct, so everyone's winning.
Brisbane: If I'd written this review a few weeks ago my predictions would have been seen in a much better light.  A far cry from the side I predicted would hope not to lose to the expansion teams, the Lions have won three straight and are sitting just a game outside the top eight. My players to watch thing took a bit of a hit though, with Banfield and Leuenberger playing ten games between them due to poor form and injury. But I was correct in my prediction that if they kept Brown on the field they would be harder to beat. Although that's hardly Paul the Octopus stuff its all I can say that I got right about Brisbane who are definitely better than I thought. And if yesterday's pummelling of the Demons is any guide, not bad to watch either.
Carlton: I wasn't as bullish about the Blues as some, so it's with a certain degree of smugness that I write this review. They have been hampered by a number of injuries, although no more than some of their rivals have, and it has been shown that they still rely on too few to do too much. Unfortunately for Carlton, it seems their season reached its zenith in just the third round with their demolition of Collingwood, but from then on they've won just three games with captain Chris Judd appearing a shadow of his former self, and Waite and Murphy not playing at all. Carlton slide is no doubt upsetting for Blues fans, but is good for my preseason predictions.
Collingwood: It's always nice to be proved right about a club, and it's even better when it's your own. Despite a large injury list and having to use more players than any club other than expansion teams, the Magpies sit a game clear on top of the ladder, which is better than what I and many others predicted. Even better, my players to watch got back on track, with Marty Clarke barely missing a beat on his return from Ireland and the self-dubbed "Prince" being the second leading goal kicker at the club. I was also happily proved wrong on two counts: Collingwood does have some depth to cover injuries, and they can play a more attractive brand of football. So life's pretty good if you're a season-previewing Collingwood supporter.

Contenders or Pretenders?

The 2012 AFL season is one of the most open in recent years, certainly the most open this decade. While this has no doubt breathed new life into a competition that has for the last few years been slightly predictable, it has also given rise to a new generation of what is known as April contenders. For those not familiar with the concept, the April contender is a team that, either by the media, bookies or themselves, has been anointed as a favourite for the premiership. At the season’s start that favourite was Hawthorn and over the course of just six rounds a plethora of other teams has jostled to grab that mantle. Perhaps what is needed is to take a step back and have a look at whether these teams’ credentials are genuine, or whether these teams are in fact April pretenders.

It's not all going to plan for the Hawks

Despite not making it to the big dance last year, Hawthorn was probably the second best team of season 2011. Therefore they were a logical choice for punters, especially following the retirements of a number of Geelong stars from its premiership team. Victory over Collingwood in the first round only served to confirm their favouritism for the flag in 2012. However with a 3-3 record after six rounds, they have had to relinquish that claim to favouritism. The Hawks have a huge reliance on two players, Lance Franklin and Cyril Rioli, who although are two of the most freakishly gifted players in the AFL, are at best somewhat spasmodic. Hawthorn look brilliant when those two are on, but look pretty average when they are not. Classic girl with the curl syndrome. Status: Contenders, but behind the eight ball.

The Hawks passed flag favouritism onto Carlton after their victory over the Magpies in round three. The Blues responded with tepid performances against Essendon, Fremantle and the Giants, obviously finding the spotlight a bit too bright for the moment. But with only one loss from its opening six games it would be remarkable if the Blues did not make the finals and it’s hard to find a reason why they should not seriously challenge for a top four finish. It has taken a while, but perhaps Carlton, a few years after its claim, is finally coming. Status: Contender.

The only team to beat the Blues this season is Essendon. They have vaulted themselves into contender status with a 5-1 start to the season. The Dons fans are up and about, but I’m still a bit sceptical. The Bombers haven’t been super impressive other than in their win against Carlton, and have had a reasonably easy draw playing three of the bottom four teams from last year. This week’s match against the undefeated Eagles will be a better examination of their form. It’s also worth considering their lengthening injury list and also the way they faded late last season after a similar blistering start. Status: Pretender.

Does this ruin Sydney's chances?

Until last round, Sydney was one of the competition’s undefeated teams with their earlier win over Hawthorn in Tasmania seeming to stamp them as challengers this year. Boasting one of the AFL’s most improved players, Josh Kennedy, and one of the game’s all-time greats in rare form, the Swans were flying (I apologise for that). However, an injury to Adam Goodes exposed some real deficiencies up forward for the Swans, and with the injury likely to keep him out for much of the middle section of the season, it’s hard to see the Swans maintaining their form. Also the Swans have an awful record at the MCG, with just one win from their last 14 starts, something they will have to dramatically rectify if they are to be a threat in September. Status: Pretender.

One team that is generating a lot of buzz, especially in Adelaide, is the Crows. Last weeks win over Sydney has suddenly caused a raise in the profile and expectations of Adelaide, particularly on the eastern seaboard. With a dream draw and a genuine home ground advantage the Crows should challenge for the top four, although whether they are one of the top four most talented teams in the AFL is another question. Their midfield is young and as yet have not strung together a full consistent season, neither has their two tall targets up forward, Kurt Tippett and Taylor Walker. Their defence is also a bit of a concern, and will get a thorough test when they go up against teams with dangerous talls, such as West Coast or Geelong. Status: Pretender, contender in a few years.

West Coast shapes as the team
to beat this season

The last three teams that must be mentioned are the other top four teams from 2011. There is little doubt that West Coast is a legitimate contender, as the only undefeated team in the competition. They appear unfazed by a number of injuries to key players and are nearly unbeatable at home, with or without umpire assistance. A top four finish ensures a home final, which would just about ensure a ticket to the big dance for the Eagles. Of last year’s grand finalists, I’m reserving my judgment. Both are just one game out of the top four, but without either playing anywhere near their best of the last few seasons. The Magpies are grappling with a number of key injuries, not to mention a new coach, while Geelong appear finally to be slowing down due to retirements and an ageing list. While it’s unlikely they will both make the top four, they will definitely have a say in the make up of the finals and my prediction is there will be a time this season when one of them is considered a real chance for the premiership.

Who can say how the season will pan out, but one thing that is for sure is that if I sat down to write this same time next week, it would be a different set of April contenders and pretenders.

Mid-week roundup

More fun and games in Canberra, with mining magnate
Clive Palmer announcing both his plans to run for
parliament and the construction of the Titanic II. 

Business as usual this week in Canberra, with more media attention being given to scandal and rumour than to analysis of policy, or for that matter anything else. The suspension of MP’s Craig Thompson and Peter Slipper for their alleged misdemeanours (can’t believe there hasn’t been a “gate” suffix added yet to describe the scandals) dominated early in the week, with calls again made for the removal of Julia Gillard from office. It seems odd to me that the same people shocked by the idea of removing one prime minister, would be so in favour removing another. Fortunately for those not interested in the “revelations” that politicians are disingenuous and morally bankrupt, Slipper-gate at least (there I did it) has been put on the backburner following the discovery that Liberal MP Christopher Pyne had been in contact with Mr Slippers accuser before the allegations were made.

The ALP gained further respite this week following the surprisingly large interest rate cut on Tuesday. Something I don’t understand is why governments (not just the current one) claim, and are allowed to claim credit when interest rates drop, and conversely are attacked when they are raised.  The Reserve Bank of Australia monitors the official cash rate, and is of course independent of the Federal Government. Even more bizarrely, the cutting of interest rates is a sign of a struggling economy, so why does everyone express their relief? I don’t want to come across all Joe Hockey, but perhaps he was right in suggesting people should stop living beyond their means, especially when a new study suggests that we think we are entitled to more than we have. Labor were further aided this week, though not off their own bat, thanks to Tony Abbott’s eyebrow raising call for former mendicant state WA to receive a greater share of GST revenue, and by Indonesian government officials for slamming the Coalition’s immigration policy as “arrogant” and “rigid”.

It seems to me that neither party at the moment really has to do anything to put its opponent under pressure, they are more than capable of doing it to themselves whenever they opening their mouths.

State political journalists had their day in the sun this week with the release of the Victorian State Budget. In the typical style of the Baillieu Government, it was mostly inoffensive, yet is unlikely to do anybody any real good. The main sore points were the axing of more public sector jobs and the slashing of education funding. The public service is a bit of a free target for governments, with the response to the cutting of more than 4000 jobs barely ripple compared to the reaction following losses of smaller numbers from the manufacturing industry. There is a worthy increase in the funding for vulnerable children, as well as the usual funding for infrastructure (read roads). Everything else is pretty much as you were. Of course what must be noted is that the state is facing a period of, in not recession, slow economic growth and falling revenue somewhat limited Treasurer Kim Wells, as did the government’s unshakable commitment to producing a surplus. State governments never really worried about budget surpluses or deficits according to Prof Brian Costar, but it apparently now has become an electoral issue. I tend to agree; I’d much rather a government spend our money to improve our lives, even to the point of running a deficit, rather than have a government take austere measures and increase traffic fines just to balance the books. The Baillieu Government has been described as a “do nothing government” as this budget does nothing to change that impression.

But while analysts and political reporters were going over the budget with a fine-tooth comb, Melburnians were discussing a far more serious issue: footy. It five rounds in, at the natives are starting to get restless. The big issues again this week were the Match Review Panel and the standard of the football broadcast on Channel Seven. The weekly lottery of suspensions, reprimands and no charges included Geelong star Joel Selwood in a friendly exchange with Lion Andrew Raines, his brother Scott as a victim and an apparent case of false charges against Saint Leigh Montagna.  The most controversial was the Selwood-Raines exchange, with Selwood no charged with landing the first blow, while Raines was suspended for returning fire. When added to Daniel Jackson suspension for an apparently legitimate bump on Scott Selwood, some cynics (me included) suggested that the Selwood’s were a protected species in the AFL. The AFL’s overruling of the ‘independent’ review panels decision to suspend Montagna completed this week’s circus.  On the broadcasting front, I won’t say much; I’ll leave it to Rohan Connolly and the legion of commenters. But here are some examples of what the coverage used to be like. What I think is left unsaid though is that Melburnians again are uncomfortable with the idea of two non-Victorian clubs at the top of the ladder. Not that they’d admit to it. What they say instead is that they are now “credible” premiership chances, or we now “have to take them seriously”. It makes me wonder why we bothered with a national competition.

One final thing I’ll round off on is the latest worldwide figures regarding sporting club's wealth and attendance figures. The AFL ranked 3^rd for average attendance, which I think is remarkable given the size of Australia’s population, and the much larger finances of other clubs and leagues around the world.